The Guardian...

First things first...I'm confident to say that I'll never see the movie, "The Guardian"...

The movie looks awful, and I don't think I could ever handle an action/drama starring Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher...In fact, I really don't think I'll ever be able to take Ashton seriously in a movie role, and it's been a while since I've enjoyed a Kevin Costner film...

Yet beyond my initial reaction to this travesty of a film--opening this weekend if you're interested--the worst part about The Guardian, in my humble opinion of course, has been its commercials...

One of the commercials declares this film to be 'The motion picture event of the fall'...Umm, I doubt that...In fact, I would be surprised if this film survives October...

Even worse, though, was the commercial that aired a week or two ago, soon after their (self-proclaimed) very successful sneak-preview weekend...

This commercial declared "The Guardian was one of the best playing and highest scoring pictures in Touchstone history."

Huh?!?

Must have been some sneak-preview weekend...

Well, whatever that means, I'll never see The Guardian...