Losing Control...

After the Yankees' five-game sweep in Boston this past weekend, it would be hard to argue that anyone had a worse performance than the Red Sox this past weekend...

However, I think I may have found something even worse...Actually, I'm pretty confident that this is one of the worst performances that I've ever had the pleasure of viewing...

This past Sunday night, Teen Wolf and I tivo'd the Teen Choice Awards (or something like that) on Fox and we checked out the show's closing act soon after we watched Entourage...You see, the closing act was the world debut of the next great rapper, the one-and-only K-Fed...

Introduced by his pregnant wife--who yet again showed us how tacky she can be by visibly and annoyingly chewing gum as she made the introduction--Kevin Federline treated us to a performance of his new jam "Lose Control" (check it out here on YouTube)...

It's hard to explain my immediate reaction to K-Fed's performance...In fact, I looked over at Teen Wolf and neither one of us could had anything to say...To be honest, I think it was one of those rare moments--at least for Teen Wolf and I--where we both were speechless...

Granted, I was pretty tired and I had a lot on my mind--and not necessarily things you enjoy thinking about--so maybe that had an effect on my reaction to K-Fed's premiere...But still, the only thing I could say was "Awful," and then I walked out of the room...

Oh well, I'm sure I could keep going on this topic, but instead I think I should stop here before I lose control...

I look forward to seeing what's next from K-Fed, and I'll do my best to keep you posted...