Laguna Beach
Jessica: “How am I acting?”
Jason: “You tell me!”
Huh? If you’re complaining about how someone is acting, shouldn’t you be able to tell them, or at least respond with something more than “You tell me…”
Anyway, that line was from a recent episode of Laguna Beach, which has quickly become one of my favorite shows. I’ve only seen three or four episodes thus far, so I still have plenty to learn about the show. However, it has been enough time to for my roommate, Teen Wolf, and I to come up with the foundation for a Laguna Beach drinking game, which should help whenever we have the chance to watch the first season on DVD.
Thus, in honor of seeing Kristin on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night, (as well as the return of college football—and thus—the return of ‘The Brent Musberger Drinking Game’), here are the initial rules we have come up with, and I’m sure we will come up with many more:
-Whenever one of the characters says ‘like’ (preposition) – 1 drink
(Actually, ‘whatever,’ ‘so’ (as in ‘soooo...’), ‘seriously,’ and a ‘wild card’ word or two of your choice should also qualify for 1 drink)
-Whenever one of the characters says ‘totally’ – 2 drinks
-Whenever one of the characters says ‘hot’ – 3 drinks
-Whenever one of the characters says, ‘like’ (verb) – 4 drinks
-Whenever one of the characters says, ‘I know’ OR ‘I don’t know’ – 6 drinks
-And, without mentioning any names, whenever anyone you’re watching the show with (if anyone) comments on the size of Jessica’s breasts (or any other character’s breasts, for that matter) – Finish your beer
For example, the following sentence “I don’t know if she likes him, but he’s like totally hot!” would get you 16 drinks, which—last time I checked—was close to a full beer, if not a full beer…Thus, in this case, Teen Wolf might as well make another boob joke, because you should have finished your beer…
Finally, at the close of the show—when they show you scenes for the next episode—you should finish your beer then, as well, since not only is this round over, but I guarantee you missed the kids say ‘like’ at least 10 times along the way…
Jason: “You tell me!”
Huh? If you’re complaining about how someone is acting, shouldn’t you be able to tell them, or at least respond with something more than “You tell me…”
Anyway, that line was from a recent episode of Laguna Beach, which has quickly become one of my favorite shows. I’ve only seen three or four episodes thus far, so I still have plenty to learn about the show. However, it has been enough time to for my roommate, Teen Wolf, and I to come up with the foundation for a Laguna Beach drinking game, which should help whenever we have the chance to watch the first season on DVD.
Thus, in honor of seeing Kristin on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night, (as well as the return of college football—and thus—the return of ‘The Brent Musberger Drinking Game’), here are the initial rules we have come up with, and I’m sure we will come up with many more:
-Whenever one of the characters says ‘like’ (preposition) – 1 drink
(Actually, ‘whatever,’ ‘so’ (as in ‘soooo...’), ‘seriously,’ and a ‘wild card’ word or two of your choice should also qualify for 1 drink)
-Whenever one of the characters says ‘totally’ – 2 drinks
-Whenever one of the characters says ‘hot’ – 3 drinks
-Whenever one of the characters says, ‘like’ (verb) – 4 drinks
-Whenever one of the characters says, ‘I know’ OR ‘I don’t know’ – 6 drinks
-And, without mentioning any names, whenever anyone you’re watching the show with (if anyone) comments on the size of Jessica’s breasts (or any other character’s breasts, for that matter) – Finish your beer
For example, the following sentence “I don’t know if she likes him, but he’s like totally hot!” would get you 16 drinks, which—last time I checked—was close to a full beer, if not a full beer…Thus, in this case, Teen Wolf might as well make another boob joke, because you should have finished your beer…
Finally, at the close of the show—when they show you scenes for the next episode—you should finish your beer then, as well, since not only is this round over, but I guarantee you missed the kids say ‘like’ at least 10 times along the way…
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